To the Victor

On the field following the Colts' victory over the Patriots—

PEYTON MANNING: Whoooo! I'm going to Disney World, bitch!

TOM BRADY: (walking by) Whatever, dude.

PEYTON MANNING: (Grabbing Marvin Harrison) We won! We WON!!

HARRISON: Peyton, what'd I tell you about touching me?

MANNING: Sorry, man. I'm just so EXCITED!! Where's my T-shirt?

HARRISON: What the fuck you talkin' bout, white boy?

MANNING: My t-shirt. Ooh, git me one o' them hats, too.

HARRISON: You finally done lost your mind.

MANNING: Where's the trophy? I SHOULD BE FIRST TO TOUCH THE TROPHY! IT WAS ME! ME!!!

HARRISON: You moron, there ain't no—

MANNING: (growing emotional) Where's my daddy? Where's my daddy? I wanna see my daddy. I wanna see—

HARRISON: Dumbass, your daddy—

MANNING: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!

HARRISON: (finally grabbing Peyton by the arm, whispers harshly in his ear for a few seconds).

MANNING: (shoves Harrison away) Get away from me. Hater! You can't take this moment away from me!! Where's my daddy? Where's Eli, that little turd? Where's my—

HARRISON: (walking away) Boy, you a goddamn fool.

Comments

[sarah]

i hate peyton manning, i hate his inbred, deliverance-extra-looking little brother, i hate his hillbilly daddy, i hate tony dungee, i hate edgerin james, i hate the city of indianapolis and how all the streets are named after states and how it's fucking land-locked, and i hate the entire state of indiana which was always in my way when trying to drive to st. louis.

[Boston Fan in Michigan]

The funniest bit is, you know that as soon as he got home, he did just this very thing.

[zauuj]

i hate fucken peyton

[Andrew and the Blue Machine]

I hate peyton manning and his many commercials. He should fucking die and all the people who like him should too. The Colts are going to lose against the patriots by a field goal and Gostkowski is going to kick it. I love adam vaniteri as a patriot but not as a colt. ADAM you suck

[Jon C]

Peyton Manning always played with the composure of Michael J. Fox holding a tray of wine glasses.

[lafalot314]

I hope Peyton Manning's spleen exploded before the Super Bowl. I hope Urlacher smashes him so hard into the ground that he lays on the ground calling for his daddy. I hate that booger eating goober and his silver spoon family..I hate his crying on the field and his crooked nose..I hate his skinny little ass and his stupid moronic money grubbing commercials......by the way, your rep as being a big game choke stands until you wear a ring.....GO BEARS

[IDIOTS]

YOU ALL JUST WANT TO BE PEYTON> GET OVER IT YOU AREN"T!

[beth]

ok. enough. as i wrote in the comments on http://confessionalpoet.typepad.com/cursed_to_first/2005/11/post.html>this post, if colts fans want to talk shit, they can do it on a current post where everyone else will see it. come comment on one of my current posts about this year's games, or save it for somebody who wants to hear it.