June 30, 2008

Catwalk Double

You know a ballpark sucks when its ceiling costs the home team runs. Having to play 81 games in that place must be enough to drive the Devil Rays barking mad, which kind of explains everything from the Happy Heckler to the recent Inter-Division Golden Gloves.

But unfortunately, after a 'catwalk double' that brought the Sox to within a run, capped off by the memorable visual of Kevin Youkilis clapping his hands in sweaty, black-eyed glee while standing on third base (aww...!) it was our turn to be screwed by the rules. Sean Casey couldn't didn't pinch hit because of a Sox procedural error and who should be up next but Julio Lugo, righty-lefty vs. Troy Percival, and what do you suppose happened?

(<--Several people have corrected me on this part. Goes to show ya what happens if you blog while half asleep).

If you guessed, Julio Lugo lined out to shortstop, and the Red Sox lost by one run...AGAIN...you'd be correct!

Meanwhile, I'll admit the losing to the 'Stros on Sunday was almost--ALMOST-- worth it to see Joshie Being Joshie after he walked the pitcher in the fifth inning. After a mound visit from Farrell and Tek, he prowled around the infield screaming something that looked to us like a note to self about not walking the pitcher, but liberally flavored with f-bombs.

Once the inning was over, and the 'Stros had taken the lead, Beckett leapt from the mound in frustration, snarling with bared teeth at himself all the way to the dugout, where he picked up a bat and beat the everloving crap out of the bench with it (My guess is, it had to be the bat-bench combo this time. Since Papelbon started copying the water-cooler thing, that's probably not as cool anymore).

All the while, I was having my usual fascination-aversion reaction, watching him become wrath on my TV screen. It was just like old times.

June 24, 2008

Mike Lowell's Revenge

And so it was that Julio Lugo began a rally in the 8th inning, which was followed with a quick pair of singles from Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia. Manny chose to keep his contribution minimal, grounding out but advancing the runners.

Behind him came Mike Lowell, who spanked the ball into left center, planting it off the wall and tying up the game. And none other than Mr. Byrnes fell all over himself chasing the ball around the outfield. It was a beautiful coincidence.

After that, Jason Varitek picked a great at-bat to be 2 for 20, lofting a single to right to score the go-ahead run, and it was Papelbon time. In the ninth, Cinco Ocho got to a full count on the Porn-'stache Host, but walked him, so we got a good look at Byrnes' now clean-shaven face while he hung around first base for the rest of the inning. And lo, it would seem we have exorcised the demon.

Papelbon then struck out JD's kid brother on a nasty elevated fastball, and got Orlando Hudson to ground to third. A thoroughly vindicated Mike Lowell put the seal on the game, fielding Hudson's grounder cleanly and throwing to first, where Youkilis was back, in a last-minute substitution, waiting to catch it for the final out.

June 23, 2008

Eric Byrnes and the Case of the Evil Porn 'Stache

Eric Byrnes' evil porn 'stache


You know the injury bug has hit the Sox hard when players are getting hurt between innings. Sure, Danny Haren can make a diving play to catch a bunt from Coco, landing on his pitching arm, and still hold the Sox scoreless for several innings afterwards. But let Mike Lowell and Kevin Youkilis try to play a little Around the Horn between innings, and a freak bounce on an uncharacteristic throw from the world's smoothest third baseman will somehow elude the lightning reflexes and glove of the world's all-time most error-free first baseman, and instead launch itself directly at his right eyeball.

Next thing you know, we're back from commercial with Brandon Moss up at bat for Youkilis, even though we just saw Youk not two minutes ago. We literally take our eyes off him for the length of a commercial break, and then there's Moss.

I don't know about you, but I prefer the apparently false sense of security I've had until now that when I get up for some chips while another Southwest Airlines commercial's on, all the players that had been on the field for the Red Sox one freakin' minute ago will be there when I get back. Not being sent to Mass General for a CT scan of their heads.

Given this obviously abnormal, even evil, series of events, I'm forced to turn to the supernatural for explanation--and me? I blame Eric Byrnes and his clearly demonically possessed porn 'stache for bringing evil energies into the ballpark. Because Jesus Christ, look at that thing.

Since the visitor's dugout is located just near third base, where the throw that maimed Youkilis originated, it would make sense for the 'stache to have been the perpetrator, casting its spells from its vile perch on Byrnes' upper lip. Personally, I think the Sox' first move should have been to beat the 'stache into submission and remove it from Fenway, with clergy trailing along behind it waving incense to remove any residual poltergeist activity.

Also, maybe we should investigate just what Julio Lugo was doing as the incident occurred. I'm sure he had a hand in screwing things up somehow.

P.S. Yes, I am pretending that whole St. Louis series just didn't happen. Except this.

June 16, 2008

Pitchers Hitting

Interleague play can be a drag for many reasons, but pitchers hitting isn't one of them. In fact, as your resident pitching junkie I relish watching pitchers, normally so graceful and in command, flail around like newborn calves when handed a bat and told to stand in the box.

With few exceptions (Josh looks as skilled and surly with a bat in his hands as he does on the mound), American League pitcher + hitting = funny. Even if he does strand two men in scoring position, like Bartolo Colon did tonight in the fourth inning.

Because, you see, for the squandered scoring opportunities, Bartolo paid us back in entertainment, swinging so wildly and blindly on Cole Hamels' second pitch that his helmet came flying off. Steve had just gotten done telling me how ridiculous Bartolo had looked last time he'd seen him hitting, but this was something new. "His helmet never came off before!"

Even Hamels put his glove over his face for a few seconds at one point during Bartolo's at-bat to laugh before he could deliver the next pitch. As for us, it was two passes back over Bartolo's at-bat on the TiVo before we calmed down enough to hear what Remy and Orsillo were saying. Which was a classic moment in itself:

Remy: Well, we'll see if Bartolo Colon, now with two men in scoring position, cuts down on his swing a little bit. I don't think he will. I just have a feeling it's kinda like, I'm gonna let it fly and if I hit it, hopefully it'll go somewhere.

Orsillo: This...is my swing. He struck out swinging first time up. Did he go, they check, no. He's able to hold off on that big swing this time Brian Knight says, first base umpire.

Remy:
How about the misfortune for the Yankees? Chien-Ming Wang.

Orsillo:
Yes.

Remy: Running the bases.

Orsillo: Could be four to six weeks they say today.

Colon takes a Mirabelli-sized rip at the changeup. (It doesn't...! Get...! Old...!)

Remy and Orsillo together:
WOW.

Orsillo: Everything leaving that time including the helmet. That's some kind of cut.

Remy: Well, he was fooled on the changeup. He is geared up for every fastball you could possibly be geared up for. And just a tad off balance on that changeup.

Orsillo: Swing and a miss, one and two. He's gonna hurt himself.What if he connects on one of these?The one two.

Remy:
Wow.

Orsillo:
Colon strikes out. Everything was leaving and so was he.

Remy:
That was ugly.

And thank goodness for that comic relief, because otherwise this game has been a disaster. Currently it's the seventh inning, it's 8-2, and Oki is warming up because he's the bottom of the barrel now in this brave new world of 2008, where up is down, left is right, and JD Drew is the big Sox slugger...

June 08, 2008

Will wonders never cease

JD Drew


Let's review the list, shall we?

Jason Varitek: Yesterday, sidelined in a Wakefield start. (Kevin Cash: 0-fer. Same for Moss.)
Mike Lowell: Started the game on the bench.
Jacoby Ellsbury: Still not 100% after rolling his wrist, also started game on the bench.
Dustin Pedroia: Benched yesterday.
Manny Ramirez: Playing, but with tweaked hamstring.
David Ortiz: 15-day DL with a sprained wrist.

So what happened? JD Drew was the only member of the Sox roster with three hits, and he didn't strike out once. He went a homer double shy of hitting for the cycle.

Unbelievable.

Meanwhile, if reporting in various Boston news sources is to be believed, the source of the Manny-Youkilis fight was one of Youkilis's post-out tantrums. According to a story by Courant reporter Jeff Goldberg:

"Other players have told Youkilis in the past about the situation, which makes him look selfish and that he is more worried about each at-bat than about the team," a source told ESPNDeportes. "There was a meeting where the team let Youkilis know that many of his teammates were tired of his explosive reactions for each bad plate appearance."

So let me get this straight. Youkilis is taking his at-bats TOO seriously? I know nothing about clubhouse politics, but I didn't think such a thing was really possible. Be that as it may, I can see how that would get annoying over 162 games. But then...Manny is the team-first enforcer guy?

Everybody with any kind of inside knowledge of clubhouses has been writing it off. Quoth Jonathan Papelbon in Masserotti's story:

“You’re playing in an intense environment. You’re playing in an intense stadium. And you’re around each other so much...You’re like brothers here. I’ve had more fist fights with my brothers than anybody else. (Younger brother) Josh broke my nose. But when it’s all said and done, you still have love for each other.”


Alex Belth, who has much more experience than me, also wrote me soon after the game to tell me the fight was no big deal, and that it happens all the time, but just doesn't get on TV. Okay. So why did this one?

If it's not a big deal, why don't we normally see it? Because it looks pretty bad for two guys on the same team to be going after each other in front of God and everybody, right? And if you're a professional baseball player (and the fight is about putting the team first and / or looking bad in the first place), shouldn't your first priority be to make sure it stays in the clubhouse, just like all the other ones? (Manny?!)

It's not a big deal to guys on the inside. But I can tell you, from the fan perspective, where we've rarely or never seen such a thing, it was a totally jarring thing to see. As Maxwell Horse put it, "I think my reaction to seeing Manny and Youk go at it was similar to what a small child experiences when they see their parents fighting."

You want to be all, bottom-line, it's-just-a-job, fans-are-naive, it's-an-internal-matter about it? Fine. Then keep it where it belongs. Keep us naive about it. Isn't that what it means to be a professional?

June 05, 2008

Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot!

It is a weird time to be a Boston fan right now.

I'm on a business trip in Toronto, so I've only been able to piece together what happened with Sox through the blog rounds, Google searches, video clips and the breathless account of my dad, who called in despair when Jacoby pulled a Matsui in center field (no break, thank God).

The weirdness seemed to possess the whole team tonight, like when they got into a knock-down, drag-out brawl with the Rays, which wouldn't be the first time, oddly enough, but this was more than your average "hold me back" baseball fight. Mike Timlin was right at the center of the fray, toward the end, after sprinting in from the bullpen, which somehow makes me perversely happy.

In the meantime, up here my hotel room is jumping with the throwback chants of BEAT L.A.! as the Celtics play the Lakers in the NBA finals for the first time in 21 years. Paul Pierce went down with a knee injury that looked serious, but returned with a brace (and no doubt some Lidocaine) to absolutely blow up the crowd at the Garden by nailing back to back threes like a beast.

In the midst of this, I came across this classic post over at Center Field.

This was my personal favorite part:

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It's official: this city is going plain old batshit insane.

And of all the weirdness, there is none more weird than the news I was alerted to just a few minutes ago that apparently Manny and Youk also had a dust-up of their own in the Sox dugout.

Reports the Courant:

Several players and coaches were required to hold back Ramirez while Youkilis yelled at him and was pushed away by first base coach Luis Alicea. It was not at all clear what prompted the Ramirez-Youkilis exchange.

Yet somehow, Terry Francona seems to know just what to say at such a moment:

"I went down to go to the bathroom. Every time I leave [bench coach Brad Mills] in charge, he either puts [Kevin Youkilis] in right or something. Coco got his thumb jammed on the [play] before. I missed the rest of it. I was trying to get my zipper up. It wasn't going as fast as I wanted it to."

June 02, 2008

Ellsbury n' Elf

More Pedroia Power

While in the metaphysical sense the Sox seem to have improved just by fleeing the Left Coast, in the strictly reality-based scheme of things, there have been two key factors in the series against the Orioles: Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia, or as Surviving Grady likes to call them, Ellsbury n' Elf.

They've been a one-two rookie punch, kicking ass and taking names from their otherwise separate spheres on the field, since last year's World Series. This series against the Baltimore Orioles has seen them team up once again to fight crime, have high OBPs, and come back from this road trip at .500 after all.

Ellsbury has mainly been doing it with an insanely high OPS (1.007) over the last seven games, hitting .364/.462/.545. He's 8th in the AL with a .389 OBP. But never mind the rate at which he gets on base, what he's really bringing to the table is his work once he gets there. He was caught stealing once over the weekend, but in his last seven games he's successfully stolen 8 times, which means you can almost literally add one base for every base he gets. He's also leading the team and third in the AL with 41 runs scored.

I'll never get tired of watching him run. In the fourth inning yesterday, he laid down a bunt on the first pitch Brian Burres threw, and by the time the newly svelte Kevin Millar had gotten to it about ten feet from first base, Ellsbury had traversed most of the 90 feet toward the bag, kicking up clouds of chalk on the baseline with each precise step. He'd only taken about three of those steps before I was saying, of Millar, "No chance."

Pedroia's bat has gone somewhat limp, like many of his teammates over the last seven games, where he's hitting .185/.214/.333. His superpower in this series against the Orioles has been defense--he's a 5' 7" one-man Iron Curtain on the right side of the infield.  Yesterday, Pedroia also made the highlight reel with a diving, scrambling putout from one knee in the sixth inning. "If he can get to it," was Remy's conclusion watching him vacuum up grounders at second for another night, "You're out."

In addition to his own fielding prowess, this series his tandem with Julio Lugo has been greater than the sum of its parts. Saturday night, Lugo's midair feed to Pedroia ended the game and a threat against Papelbon, who couldn't seem to locate the plate.

Pedroia also had his own adventures on the basepaths. During the Sox rally in the third inning, Pedroia coasted into third on his stomach on a Kevin Youkilis single, flinging himself with such abandon over the ground that he actually spun about 180 degrees before washing up on third base. Sometimes when he's flopping himself around as baseman or baserunner, I get worried that he's going to break himself one of these days. Most of the time, though, I just figure playing with abandon is what's gotten him here, and it's just too fun to watch.

I'd also like to thank David Aardsma, somewhat belatedly, for his appearance Saturday, and for also helping the Sox buck recent trends by coming out of the bullpen and not outright sucking. Continued acknowledgment is also due Manny Ramirez, whose swing is truly sweet right now with the "500" pressure off. He hit his 501st last night, but I was even more impressed with the hit he laced to left field for the go-ahead run in the top of the third inning. The swing and connection with the ball were as smooth and automatic as Jacoby's steps toward first base.

Meanwhile, with Manny hitting so well, the Sox have apparently decided to save Big Papi for later, and have sent him on vacation. At least, that's what I'm telling myself right now. Vacation. Big Papi is on vacation.

May 28, 2008

Read the news today, oh boy

I only saw one play of last night's game, because I am a bad fan and went to bed instead. (I have other reasons, but they're really only excuses.) It didn't help that the one play I saw was a bobble by Youkilis, and an attempt by Daisuke to salvage it that ended with him slipping, looking as though he twisted his left ankle, and falling directly onto his ass.

The score was 2-0, Worst Team in the AL West. I figured if that mess was any indication, I wouldn't miss much by going to bed. Honestly, this year's Sox are making it pretty easy to skip out at times--once they lose a game, you know they're going to go on a 7-game losing streak, so you might as well not tune in until the following week.

Anyway, it turns out my karmic punishment for such a blase approach was to wake up this morning to find I had, indeed, missed much.

Like:
  • Manny's 499th home run.
  • Julio and Tito get ejected.
  • Matsuzaka leaves with 'shoulder fatigue'.
On that last point, in a word...SHIT. In some more words: with Josh not feeling himself, Curt still AWOL and Buccholz needing some more development in the minors, we are quickly shedding starting pitching, which is, oh, really the only good kind of pitching we've had so far this year. And unfortunately, despite appearances, there's only one of Bartolo Colon.

May 21, 2008

Jon-Jon's no-no

Boston.com/Jim Davis

As Jon Lester put the finishing touches on his no-hitter Monday night, I was sitting on a coach bus in Las Vegas with about 80 other people, on our way to a group dinner as part of the conference I was attending. As we stepped off the bus into the blistering desert heat, a colleague of mine held out his Blackberry with the mlb.com story on the screen. "A no-no!"

"Who?!"

"Lester!"

"No!!"

"Yes!!"

And then it was time for cocktail hour, to be followed by appetizers, to be followed by dinner, to be followed by dessert, to be follwed by a few highlights of the game through half-lidded eyes later on in my hotel room, still before midnight local time but with my body screaming to me about it being 2 am. Tuesday: lather, rinse, repeat, plus redeye flight back to Boston. The blogging has had to wait.

Since getting home today, I've seen most of the game on TiVo. It's been a mystery to me why Jon Lester gets bopped all around the ballpark one start, and tosses gems like the one on April 29 and Monday's no-hitter the next. I mean, I understand that he's a young pitcher who's still learning, but I haven't been able to tell specifically what it is that hasn't been working for him.

In Monday's game, it became clearer, because of what what WAS working - a quick pace, a good mix of pitches and a fidelity to the strike zone, good velocity, and most of all a vicious, filthy, virtually unhittable cut fastball. He also seemed to get stronger as the game went on, fanning three in the sixth.

When the last out finally happened, Lester's reaction was much different from that of the last Sox youngster wer got to see pitch a no-no, Clay Buchholz, who looked stunned and uncertain what to do in the wake of his own momentous last out, even as Jason Varitek heaved him up into his arms and the rest of their teammates charged toward the mound. Lester had both fists in the air a split second after the final strike call, and as Varitek grabbed him, Lester grinned and hugged his head. Buchholz had seemed bewildered; Jon Lester, despite his similarly young age, looked like a man who knew exactly why and how he should seize the moment.

Though the reasons for the depth of emotion here were obvious, Texas Gal made a point I very much agree with, in her brilliant and much more timely post about the game, about the cancer storyline having been slightly overdone in some circles. It's not to minimize what happened to him or the fortitude he showed in coming back from it so quickly--it's just that to Red Sox fans who have watched him grow up, Jon Lester isn't just "the kid who had cancer". He's been one of the top products of the Red Sox farm system for years, and people were talking in epic terms about his upside long before lymphoma. After a while, there's a fine line between acknowledging what he's been through and reducing him to it.

That said, you can't discount the effect of what Lester has overcome on our reaction to this moment. In the second or two betwen hearing a no-hitter had been thrown and finding out who'd thrown it, I was hoping it had been Jon Lester. Among Red Sox fans, his already storied personal history has bonded us to him unlike any other player to wear the uniform. As I wrote last July:

I've seen people battle with cancer, and I've even seen a few lose the battle. But somehow, though each case is different, watching those who survive can still shine a ray of hope onto a subject that can seem dark and impossible. Thus Jon Lester has become more than a pitcher, and more even than an individual cancer survivor. He is proof. He is hope. He is a symbol of survival.

He may not want that role, and he never asked for it. Being a pitcher in Boston is aggravating enough without the onus of greater societal pressures. And yet through it all he's handled it with grace and aplomb beyond his years. He's made an incredible comeback, and despite the trade rumors that mention his name, I want him to stay in Boston, where we can see him grow after seeing him stricken. He is our prospect, our pitcher, and our survivor now--what he's been through in the past year has bonded me to him as a fan in a way I haven't been with any of his teammates. I think he should belong to us.

And he does. During the trade talks about Santana last year, I heard some people say they could part with Lester, but not Jacoby. I even had the thought myself, once or twice. But in the end, it feels like it would've been impossible to let him go--by now, it feels like he has become a permanent part of this place.

As Tito put it, "He's a wonderful kid, not because he threw a no-hitter. He's a good kid because he's a good kid," and the same goes for his victory over cancer. But there's an undeniably different tone to Boston's collective happiness about this no-hitter from the last one.

More on the baseball that's happened in my absence after the jump.

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May 13, 2008

The Birds

I believe the last time Josh pitched I wrote about how I look forward to his halves of innings all week between his starts. This one was definitely no exception. My work finsihed, the dishes washed, the dinner made, I sat back to watch Josh handily stomp the hopes and dreams of the Baltimore Orioles lineup.

Even by the time it was 3-2 Sox after--I can hardly believe I'm typing this--an RBI single by Kevin Millar (certainly NOT how I expected this Texan matchup to work out), I thought now we were going to see Commander Kickass get his righteous rage on and snuff out any further impudent thoughts of scoring on the Orioles side with ruthless abandon. Jerry Remy had noted that he'd 'humped up', putting some heat on the fastball, to get the first two outs of the inning on back to back strikeouts. I was sure he was going to kick into postseason gear, with Luke Scott his hapless victim.

That's about when Luke Scott hit a monstrous home run. And that's about when I shut the game off. Don't need this today.

Update: Anyone know where I can find video of the Beckett press conference? I've gone over my TiVo with a fine-toothed comb and it doesn't seem like it was broadcast. They've done that before with Josh, and I'm sure they were anticipating a doozy last night, so maybe they never showed it. But going by the quotes Bradford got (prompting genius from SG), this might have been the most epic presser yet.

I understand wanting to avoid the F-bombs on the airwaves, but guys. There's got to be video of this somewhere, and expletive-laden content not fit for TV is what the Internet is for. Bad enough I don't get my Josh fix this week, pitching-wise...but also missing the one silver lining to a Beckett loss, which is the epic presser, just adds insult to injury.

Speaking of injury! Guess who? JD Drew! In his defense, my first thought, like Kristen's, was of Hideki Matsui and, you know, that one time a while back there that I don't even want to describe because to this day it iggs me out.

After I shut the game off last night, it appears the Sox finished things out by stranding 3,402 men on base and Papi got tossed. Tampa Bay is now leading the division. Somebody call me when we're back in the correct universe.

P.S. ARGH.

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