Matt Damon. In a David Ortiz jersey. On David Letterman's show in front of a national audience, gloating mercilessly about the AL East standings. I'm starting to think my subconscious mind has begun to influence things telepathically. That's the only possible explanation for all this. I guess that means that next, we'll have Tom Brady walking around looking like a trillion and a half dollars in a $300 Ralph Lauren plain white undershirt and designer jeans, sporting a nice little Sox cap.