First a Sock. Now a Hat. Next, Boxer-Short-Gate '07*

Look, people, we live in the age of Photoshop. There's a very simple solution to Hat-Gate '07 (and what is with ballplayers' clothing being the subject of controversy? Are we really all such driveling morons?)

See, just correct the problem. Was that so hard? **

Now can we focus on the many, many positives in this picture? Because, I mean, damn.

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* I came up with this at random, but now I'm beginning to get the disturbing sense that this could actually happen, with Randy Moss somehow at the center of the controversy.

** Couldn't have been, could it? I freely admit I am a dumbass at Photoshop.

Comments

[Kristen]

Dude, those shoulders? I mean really.

Is he wearing a hat? I didn't notice.

[beth]

yes. and i would also like to express my gratitude to whoever picked out that shirt. in fact, i'd like to express my gratitude to the ralph lauren sweatshop worker who made that shirt in the first place. that's how much i enjoy it.